Anti Hero Lyrics

I Have This Thing
Where I Get Older
But Just Never Wiser
Midnights Become My Afternoons
When My Depression Works The Graveyard Shift

All Of The People I’ve Ghosted
Stand There In The Room
I Should Not Be Left
To My Own Devices
They Come With Prices And Vices
I End Up In Crisis
Tale As Old As Time

I Wake Up Screaming From Dreaming
One Day I’ll Watch As You’re Leaving
‘cause You Got Tired Of My Scheming
For The Last Time

It’s Me
Hi
I’m The Problem
It’s Me
At Teatime
Everybody Agrees

I’ll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always
Rooting For The Anti-hero

Sometimes I Feel Like
Everybody Is A Sexy Baby
And I’m A Monster On The Hill
Too Big To Hang Out

Slowly Lurching Toward Your Favorite City
Pierced Through The Heart But Never Killed
Did You Hear My Covert Narcissism
I Disguise As Altruism Like
Some Kind Of Congressman
Tale As Old As Time

I Wake Up Screaming From Dreaming
One Day I’ll Watch As You’re Leaving
And Life Will Lose All Its Meaning
For The Last Time

It’s Me
Hi
I’m The Problem, It’s Me
At Teatime
Everybody Agrees

I’ll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always
Rooting For The Anti-hero

I Have This Dream My Daughter-in-law
Kills Me For The Money
She Thinks I Left Them In The Will
The Family Gathers ‘round And Reads It
And Then Someone Screams Out
“she’s Laughing Up At Us From Hell!”

It’s Me
Hi
I’m The Problem, It’s Me

It’s Me
Hi
I’m The Problem, It’s Me

It’s Me
Hi

Everybody Agrees
Everybody Agrees

It’s Me
Hi
I’m The Problem, It’s Me
At Teatime
Everybody Agrees

I’ll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always
Rooting For The Anti-hero