Stop That Lyrics

Main apne sar par haath
Rakh kar kasam khaata hu
Ki main jo kuch kahunga sach kahoonga
Sach ke siva kuch nahi kahoonga
Lekin main jab bhi kisi se
Kuch kehne jaata hu
To log kehte hai
Stop that stop that

Meri baate sunkar dekho hasna sahi
Use jhooth maankar kahi phasna nahi
Mai sab sach kehta hu aapki kasam
Maine piya nahi whisky biyar ya rum
Maadhuri deekshit mili humein raste mein
Khaye chale humne saste mein
Usne kaha tere sang shaadi rachaau
Ghar tere aake main paraathe pakaau

Maadhuri ko kaha mere ghar naa aana
Sabere ko bol diya naa baba naa

Chaahe dahej mein de
Mujhe koi sone ka car
Ya aake de de mujhe hero ka haar
Par shaadi ke liye
Main to abhi kachcha hoon
Abhi sau saal ka bachcha ho
Mere daadu pehne daaipar
Chasme par unke vaaipar
Daddy ki tooti haddi

Jab khele wo kabaddi
Maine evrest pe phutbaal khela hai
Dono haathon se train ko dhakela hai
Kusti mein dara singh mera chela hai
Mere ghodo ka chat ek tabela hai

Dheeru bhai ambaani aaye leke cycle
Chai pee gaye to mujhe dena pada bill
Harshad mehta mujhe mila mandir ke dwaar
Paach rupaye mange usne mujhse udhar
Blank check deke maine saain kar di
Harshad mein se usne sootkesh khareedi

Ab income pe koi taiks nahi rahega
Aur sau ke note pe mera photo chhapega
Risvat kampalsari karne ka abhiyaan hoga
Letest pheshion ka trend chaddi baniyaan hoga

Aur jo koi bhi chunaav haara sar mundvaayega sara
Jo bhi dega jhoothe bhaashan
Naa milega use ration

Gharvaali milegi sabko goongi
Aphsar pahnenge ab sirf lungi
Long ephart mein bi opreshan karenge
Sarkari karmachaari sab kaam karenge

Andha kaha chalo philm dekhe
Langda bola nahi aaja phootbaal seekhe
Ganja poochhe kaha gaya mera kaanha
Loole ne maara mukka to hua danga
Supaari khake maare boodha pichkari
Andhe ne dekha use ek aankh maari

Goonga bina sur taal gaane laga gaane
Bahre ne sun ke band kiye apne kaan
Tabhi ek tingu ped se giraye nariyal
Ab se jyaada bachcho walo
Ko to hojaaengi jel
Paagal beech aise khele
Cricket khele ga pele
Mr india rakhe daadhi
Rembo pahnega sari

Budhe hone pe sabki haaeet ghategi
Shuddh hawa pe aakar taiks rakhegi

Chhote bono se paiso ki bel khilegi
Pyaar karne ki parmit milegi
Aa raha hai mera ek picture naya
Bachna hai villon meri heroine jaya
Subhaash ghai ne jab mujhe saain kiya
Saath baithke hum dono ne vaain piya
Jeki chain ko sikhaayi maine fight action
Mere gaanon ko churaye maaeekal jekshan
Actor nahi main kriketar bhi hu

Main to kapil se badiya hard hitar bhi hu
Tabhi ghabraake gainbling ne shoot kiya
Jab sachin ko maine bold out kiya
Main aur ratan tata
Jab lene gaye aata
Chakki pe mila teeson
Sab ko bech raha tha besan

PT usha ne mujhko drink
Koldar diya tha
Jab olinpik ki daud mein
Maine gold liya tha
Ek jyotish ne mera haath dekha tha
Naa hoga koi mere jaisa aisa kaha tha

Meri baate sunkar dekho hasna sahi
Use jhooth maankar kahi phasna nahi
Main sab sach kehta hu aapki kasam
Maine piya nahi whisky biyar ya rum

Stop that stop that
Stop that stop that
Stop that stop that
Stop that stop that

I put my hands on my head
I swear to keep it
that whatever i say will be true
I will say nothing but the truth
But whenever I talk to someone
I am going to say something
so people say
stop that stop that

See if it's okay to laugh after listening to me
Don't fall into the trap of believing it to be a lie.
I swear to you that I will tell you all the truth.
I don't drink whiskey beer or rum
Madhuri Dixit met us on the way
we ate cheaply
She said marry me
I will come to your house and cook parathas.

Told Madhuri not to come to my house
Baba, I told you in the morning.

even if it is given in dowry
I don't need a gold car
Or come and give me the hero's necklace
but for marriage
I am still raw
just turned a hundred years old
my dada wearing diaper
their wipers on glasses
daddy's broken bone

When he played Kabaddi
i played football on everest
pushed the train with both hands
Dara Singh is my disciple in wrestling
my horse's lick is a stable

Dhiru Bhai Ambani came with a bicycle.
If I drank tea, I had to pay the bill.
Harshad Mehta met me at the door of the temple
He asked me to borrow five rupees.
I gave a blank check and signed it.
He bought a suitcase from Harshad

Now there will be no tax on income
And my photo will be printed on Rs 100 note
There will be a campaign to make bribery compulsory
The latest fashion trend will be tights and vests.

And whoever loses the election will get his head shaved.
whoever gives false speeches
he will not get ration

Housewife will get everyone dumb
Now officers will wear only lungi
B operation will be done in long effort
Government employees will do all the work

Andha said let's watch the movie
The lame man said no, come and learn football.
When asked about ganja, where was my Kanha?
When Lule punched, there was a riot.
Old man who used to smoke betel nut
The blind man saw and winked at him.

The dumb started singing songs without tune and rhythm.
The deaf closed his ears to hear
Then a coconut fell from a Tingu tree.
those with more children than now
will be jailed
play crazy beach like this
play cricket
mr india keep beard
Rambo will wear saree

Everyone's height will decrease as they get older
Will come and impose tax on pure air

Money vine will bloom from small seeds
you will get permission to love
A new picture of mine is coming
The words are, my heroine is gone.
When Subhash Ghai signed me
We both sat together and drank wine.
I taught Jackie Chan fight action
Michael Jackson stole my songs
I am not an actor but I am also a cricketer.

I am a better hard hitter than Kapil
Then Gamble panicked and shot
When I bowled out Sachin
me and ratan tata
when I went to get flour
found thirty at the mill
was selling gram flour to everyone

PT Usha gave me a drink
gave the cooler
When in the Olympic race
i took gold
an astrologer saw my hand
Said there would be no one like me

See if it's okay to laugh after listening to me
Don't fall into the trap of believing it to be a lie.
I swear to you that I will tell you all the truth.
I don't drink whiskey beer or rum

stop that stop that
stop that stop that
stop that stop that
stop that stop that