Medley Lyrics

Yell Help, Too Many Cooks And
A Bird In The Bush, Yell Help
Yell Help, If Your Mirror Busts
And Your Cat Gets Cussed, Yell Help
’cause Down The Road You Find
Someone Else Who’s Looking
Down The Road You Find Another
Sweet Lady Cooking
So I Gotta Yell Help

Yell Help, Some Shelter From The
Storm Like The Travel Agent Warned
Yell Help, If You Can Help Your
Superstitions They Gonna Keep You Warm
’cause Down The Road You Find
Someone Else Who’s Looking
Down The Road You Seen Another
Sweet Lady Cooking
So I Gotta Yell Help

I Wish Tonight Wasn’t
Wednesday Night
I Wish It Wasn’t The
Thirteenth
Of July, Yell Help
And You’re Looking At The Guy
Whose Eyes Can’t Deny
That He Wishes He Were
Somewhere Else Tonight
That He Wishes He Were
Somewhere Else Tonight

Well I Met This Woman
Down In New Orleans
Lord She Built Just
Like A Dream
Even Wore Stockings
That Had Seams
And She Was Ugly

Now Hell I Don’t Mind
Women Of Her Kind
I’ll Even Pay Sometimes
For A Woman That’s Ugly

She Built Like A Steamroller
Just The Kind To Mow You Over Anytime
Hey The Moment Might Arrive

On Bourbon Street
Well The Ugliest Woman
You’ll Ever Meet
But She’s Mine All Mine
And She’s Ugly
So I Better Yell Help

Yell Help!